CHAMPS LEAGUE FIRST LEG PREDICTIONS

Still Champs for a few more months

SEEING THAT ERIC ALEXANDER IS RUNNING THE BOSTON MARATHON IS ANNOYING

Eric Alexander was always a training camp player I hoped made the roster. Hard working special teamer, always wanted him to start getting reps at linebacker with PIERRE WOODS and SHAWN CRABLE. Then he started the '06 AFC Championship game and that was that. Running the Boston Marathon, huh? Don't have enough gas in the tank to cover Dallas Clark in the fourth quarter but you'll just go running for 26 miles? Asshole.

KILL ME

Yeah I guess the picture is funny or whatever, but fucking none of last night is funny. Persons ashes in my face> heartbreaking Patriots loss. 

Without going fucking mental and rambling, all I'm gonna say is that when you got for it on 4th and 13 in the Super Bowl, you fucking go for it on 4th and 6 on the 38 or whatever with Tom Brady as your QB. Tom Brady is your ace high! How could they fold??????

I'VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS VIDEO FOR DAYS

Watching America's Funniest Home Video's the other night, not really paying attention to it till I looked up and saw this clip. Possibly the funniest video I've ever seen on that show if you couldn't tell from how hard I was laughing. Guy chews the cork out, spits it out as tough as he can and then just gets dominated by this champagne. Fast as he attempts to drink it, it comes out his nose just as quick. HYSTERICAL. Here's the thing, my girlfriend didn't laugh at all watching this. She might have giggled for a second and thats it. She's insane right? I was crying, literal tears streaming down my face for at least five minutes and this barely rates with her. Makes no sense to me. Anyway, had to share this because its just too fucking funny and everyone deserves to see it. 

PS- Hope everyone appreciates the laughing attack I was having, seeing as I could barely breathe while taking the video. And yeah I know my laugh is funny.

PPS- Sorry for holding my phone like a schmuck

2012/2013 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE PREVIEW

The Champions League is right up there with March Madness in terms of excitement. You never know whats gonna happen (depending on who's reffing). One thing I definitely can say about this year is that it won't touch last years winners

"THE VOICE" HAS BEEN OVER FOR WEEKS NOW

just give cassadee pope her trophy and call it a show
— Jeffrey Tartarkin (@Jtartarkin) November 20, 2012

  Are we about done here yet? I mean what else needs to happen before she can just collect her winnings. Nothings changed since last month. I knew she'd win then and I know she'll win now. I mean its a no brainer that she's way better than everyone else. Just glad everyone can see I've known for weeks she was a lock and happy she decided to throw it in everyones face with "Stupid Boy" last night. Just give the woman her trophy already (and my phone number)

AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS EVER PEED SITTING THE OPPOSITE WAY ON THE TOILET?

This episode was on tonight when I was writing and got me thinking that what butters is discussing here is whats known as taking a shit "AC Slater Style". Though I actually like the way Butters describes it because it actually sounds like it should/could make sense. I mean the top of the toilet if its flat would be perfect for your comic book and chocolate milk. I've never done it, mostly because I'm very structured when it comes to pooping, so something so unconventional would never fly with me. But I will admit and not ashamed to say that I have taken a piss like that before. First think you'll think if I'm gonna sit down, why not do it the right way. Two things: sitting down like that is only reserved for pooping for me. On top of that, since I can count how many times I've pissed like that on two hands, its always when I'm hungover or drunk. That way I can rest my head for 20 seconds and if I pass out, I won't be hunched over, straining the shit out of my back.