DUDE, HOW'S YOUR EYE?

Daily Mail -"An alleged burglar ended up in the hospital after being bashed in the face with a bedpost. 40 year old Lucio Medina Miranda suffered a broken ankle, cuts, bruises, and a badly swollen eye after the terrified victim hit him. Police say Miranda is facing a number of charges, including first-degree burglary and larceny. Medina broke into the downtown Raleigh, North Carolina house, where Victoria Jones was at home with her two small children..Jones was undressed, just about to get in the shower when she allegedly saw Miranda walking down the hallway in her direction. The brave mother ran into her bedroom, grabbed a loose bedpost and whacked the alleged intruder repeatedly in the face. Miranda ran towards the front door to escape, but a few well aimed swings at his knees allegedly prevented him from running before police could get there... When police arrived, they found Miranda on the porch, unable to move."

How long till this guy gets to see out of that right eye? How do you allow yourself to get your face bashed in when you are suppose to be the aggressor? Props to the half naked woman for being heads up and apparently skulling this guys eye with one shot. I mean "a badly swollen eye"? No, that eye is called "swollen the fuck shut"

DOG OF THE WEEK: GRISGRIS

GrisGris here looks like she's an old lass, but she's actually only five. Middle aged woman, right up my alley. Not only that, her owner is a Bahhhstonian (and good looking), so I automatically favor her. Also, she follows me around everywhere, so its hard not to deny her some lovin

ps- took this pic a few weeks ago, but can still recognize that its Sasha's nose sneaking in the upper corner

NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR BEES

DailyMail -"Tens of thousands are dead, hundreds more of the dying lie withering in the battlefield, powerless to protect their children. These horrifying and yet fascinating scenes are highlights of a three-hour battle between just 30 Japanese hornets and 30,000 European honeybees.."

 Not a good showing bees, not at all. Seriously though, giant hornets?  Essentially 1,000 bees can't kill one of these hornets, which seems illogical, but nature is weird as fuck. I feel like bees lose a lot of credibility after this video. I'll probably still freak out and run away though if one comes near me. Hate bees. 

ITS A NEW YEAR

So I took a few weeks off. I'm my own boss, can do what I want. I suppose a dedicated writer would have made time to blog a few things here or there, but I was too busy getting fucked up with my peoples who were here on break. So I wasn't a dedicated writer, but a dedicated friend. Now with a couple distractions (good ones) out of the way, lets see how dedicated I can get

Hope everyone had a solid time bringing in the new year. I can honestly say that I've never had a new years resolution before. So this year was going to be no different till new years eve. No clue where we were, but towards the end of the night we walk by this champ, out cold on this park bench with a nice puddle of throw up under him. Guy is obviously laying in his own puke, cause if you study the puddle relative to the bench, its like he just threw up while he was facing down on the bench, since there's spacing on the seat. Good for him. But this is exactly what I'm gonna try and avoid in 2012. Sleeping on a public bench in nice clothes, black out drunk. Pretty solid goal if you ask me.

Happy New Year

thanks to mike for the pic and for driving and for the bottles of champagne 

DOG OF THE WEEK: DUKE

Here's Duuuuuuuuuuke, the German Shorthaired Pointer. My parents first dog, Quincy, was a pointer, so Duke here was an automatic for this week when he came in. Yeah he has wicked separation anxiety and barks like a motherfucker, but he's way to handsome to be mad at him for too long