DOG OF THE WEEK: BUDDY

This is my girl Buddy. The first five or six times I saw her I thought she was a boy, since who knew people named females "buddy". Anyway, Buddy here has barely any teeth, so her tongue is always hanging out of her mouth like this. Impossible not to like this dog just cause of that stupid tongue of hers. Classic Buddy

DOG OF THE WEEK: SASHA

Sasha is without question one of my favorite dogs that I see on a regular basis. She comes in every morning, looks for the cats in the loft for an hour or so, then looks for food, then sleeps for the rest of the day. She had an infection on her foot so she had to wear the cone, so I figured I'd cheer her up and make her dog of the week

WELL THAT SUCKED (CHELSEA @ MAN CITY 1-2)

Talk about a buzzkill. I'm not gonna bother with the whole Mancini saying Tevez won't play for him again, then letting him play, but the pessimist in me had a feeling if Chelsea weren't gonna win, he'd be involved. Ended a four game win-streak also. And I didn't forget about Essien either. Fucking amateur hour hand ball. 

DOG OF THE WEEK: RYLEY

Ryley showed up a fresh three months old. For small dogs, the King Charles/Cav breeds have always been at the top for me. Except my uncles gay friend Lloyd, who's dog Marcus was a fucking ruthless bastard. Also, Ryley looks exactly like the puppy emoticon on the iphone

YUUUUPPPPPPP (CHELSEA V NAPOLI 4-1)

THATS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT! ELECTRIC NIGHT AT THE BRIDGE, CROWD WAS NUTS, PLAYERS WERE INTO IT. DROGBA, TERRY, AND LAMPARD ALL SCORING. A WINNER IN THE 115TH! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THESE TWO FUCKING BUMS. BUONA NOTTE, NAPALS!! BUONA NOTTE!!!!!!!!

TWO IN A ROW

People will rag on them for only winning 1-0 to a team with 10 men, but with Stoke, as long as it wasn't a defender who got sent off, it was always gonna be tough to score. I couldn't give a shit of they win off the other team scoring own goals for the rest of the season as long as they win.

DOG OF THE WEEK: BAILEY

This broad here is my friend Bailey and her favorite thing to do is piddle on my shoes in excitement whenever I get close to her. We have an orientation for new dogs that come in for the first time. I give them a try out to see how they are around other dogs and whats their social tendencies are and shit. Bailey here literally did not leave my side the whole time. Normally I wouldn't let that slide, but cmon, look at this pup. How could I turn down a 5month old Rotty Mix. She even sat on the desk when I'd be taking appointments.

DOG OF THE WEEK: CARLY

Here's the deal with Carly. She's automatically on the good list cause she's a golden. But, she's an absolute fucking maaaaaaniac of a dog. I mean, she comes into the play room and just runs roughshod over everyone. She's like Ray Lewis, just has one motor and one volume and doesn't care who's in her way. Hence the reason why I always got to put her in timeout. And for everyone who's like "oh she's just being a dog, how can you put her in timeout". She was the reason we had a girl quit, after Carly bit her leg trying to attack Kona and the girl was bleeding for 20 minutes. Classic Carly