BRUTAL FOUL TO OPEN THE NBA SEASON

CRIMINAL

If I didn't know any better, I'd think Mark Clattenburg's wife blew every Chelsea player the week leading up to the game. It's the only legitimate reason I can think of for a referee to absolutely fuck another team like he did Chelsea today. Just disgusting. Obvious match-fixing and frankly, he should be arrested. Chelsea were the only team on the pitch today. Had an own goal then gave up a wicked soft goal off a cross. Then for 50 minutes, Chelsea pounded United's face into the ground. Mata's free kick was class and obviously Ramires comes through out of no where with the great header after a great build up. I mean it was just a clinic at this point. Then what happens? Ashley "SOFT AS COTTON" Young goes down like a fucking child when he's got a breakaway opportunity. Just as pussy as you can get. Making it worse, Clattenfuck sends Ivanovic off? WUSA reffing. No chance this is a straight red. And don't get me started on that horse shit diving call on Torres, Carrick or Evans whichever scumbag it was, got more of his leg than Ivanovic

 Fittingly enough, ManU scores an offside goal to win and Hernandez celebrates like he just scored a World Cup winner, the sniveling little cheat. Disgusting display of Anti-Chelsea sentiment. In the words of Michael Scott "THIS IS EGREGIOUS!"

DOG OF THE WEEK: OWEN

Mr.Brindle here looks like he's just one happy go lucky dog and is all smiles all the time...false. I'm sure this picture is a result of him being home with Mandy and Rhys all day with no threat of outsiders coming over. Cause the second I step foot in the house, the dog looks like I'm getting ready to take him to the pound

DOG OF THE WEEK: CARAMEL

Five week old Chihuahua..enough said.

HEAD ON A SWIVEL BRO

Hey Demaryius, how's your sternum, big guy? Score doesn't reflect the actual game. People are gonna talk about Manning with "almost another 4th quarter comeback" like Simms and Nantz were doing. Bullshit. If Ridley doesn't fumble while the Pats are driving, there's a 130% he scores again and finishes with 170yds. What we do know happened is Willis McGahee shit his pants and made that "almost" comeback non-existant. Pats D to the rescue. 

PS- Hey Stevan...no more fumbles