TODAY..

COULDN'T SLEEP AT ALL...

GO ON CHELSEA!!!!! BLUE IS THE COLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALMOST JUDGEMENT DAY

"They don't intimidate me, Barca are not invincible..this is a game for gladiators, we can eliminate Barcelona"--RAMIRES

GLADIATORS. LETS FUCKING DO THIS!!!!!!!

DOG OF THE WEEK: REEF

4/20 brahhhh's, ereteen irieeeeeeeee

THATS ONE!! (CHELSEA V BARCA 1-0; 1-0 AGG)

                                   

ALL I ASKED FOR WAS FOR CHELSEA TO GIVE THEMSELVES A CHANCE NEXT WEEK AT BARCA. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. ONE MORE!!!!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!! SAFE TRIP BACK TO BARCELONA, PUSSIES.

PS- serious question here: how mind fucked do you think Xavi was when he turned for the ball and saw RAMIRES five feet ahead of him? 

DOG OF THE WEEK: BANDIT

See this handsome guy here? This is Bandit the blue tick hound. Good looking as he is, this motherfucker DOES NOT STOP BARKING AND HOWLING. Doesn't stop. All he wants to do is chase cats. I try to play and hang with him and he just barks directly in my ear. This dog is one of the only reasons I wish I had a new iphone so I could take a video of what a spaz the dog is, but I found a youtube video that might help

MASTER SNUB

I think farting by accident is the only thing more awkward than going for a hand shake hello and the recipient not seeing so your hand is just sticking out there and someone sees. Shake it off Bill, only a few million people saw

DOG OF THE WEEK: FOZZY

The Foz is my first college roommates dog. The boy is literally addicted to tennis balls and pretty much anything else he can fetch. But he'd come over and not even go up to people to greet them, just went and found his tennis ball and drop it in front of who ever would throw it for him. Problem with that was he'd drop it completely out of reach from someone when everyone was chillen and smoking so no one wanted to sit up and get the ball. Totally harshing peoples vibess maaaaannnn.