DOG OF THE WEEK: NALA

This is the newest member of the Swan-Suhandron household. Owens new younger sister, which is kind of ironic cause it looks like she actually should be his younger sister cause they look pretty much identical. The only problem with her is that since she's a puppy, when they had people over the other night, they asked me to play flip cup with them and all I cared about was going and chilling with her on the couch..which I did

I'VE GOT A HIMMELBAUM STORY

Only my man Justin would ask people to write him stories about a time he hung out with them or whatever. I debated whether I was annoyed with that idea or if it was just J-Box being J-Box. Decided on the latter so I'll bite and give a quick story on how I met Justin:

Friend comes over my house when we were like 11 or 12 and says "you got to meet my friend Justin, he can fart on command, its amazing". I demanded to meet such a person and he brings Justin over to my house and literally the first things I ever heard Justin say to me were "Hey whats up?....Yeah you just pinch your penis really hard and push and you can fart whenever".

Happy birthday

YOU GOT SOME SCHMUTZ ON YOUR FACE, BRO

DM- "A Chinese man is recovering from surgery to remove huge, disfiguring facial tumors. Wu Qiang, 33, was born with a small bump on his face. But in 2005 the bump started to grow quickly and just a few years later his face was completely covered in unsightly tumors. Mr.Qiang added: My biggest hope is to support my family and be a volunteer to help others after my recovery"

I'm not gonna bash this guy for looking absolutely gross, but I gotta ask you Wu, in 2005 when your "bump" started to balloon into a face eating tumor, don't you think you should have tried to get it taken care of a little sooner than seven years later? And before people are like "well he had no money and shit" uhhh let me tell you that the day I wake up and a bump is a fucking millimeter bigger than the day before, I'm slicing that thing off with the sharpest object near me

CLASSIC BUFFALO

I literally burst out laughing at the pub at how pathetic that interception was. Sleep tight Fitzy!

VICTORY CENTER SPACE FOR SALE

Nothing like Pei-Wei with my girl and getting a good laugh for desert

DOG OF THE WEEK: HARLEY

This here is my girlfriends dog Harley. Any dog person knows the type of dogs that chihuahua's can be. Since I really like the girl, I'll just leave at they can be..difficult....Having said that, I knew that since I liked her before she liked me, any chance of me wooing her was going through that seven pound beast, so I brought out the big guns. Every time I went over there, I brought him a treat: Bil-Jac, Milkbones, rawhide and even string cheese..string cheese. Did it work? Not really sure about Harley cause he still is a whimp around me sometimes, but I did get a prettaayyy prettaayyy fine girl to date me, so I'd say it was a success. It also shows that the key to a woman's heart is through her dog.

DOG OF THE WEEK: RAMONA

Ramona here lives with Natalie&Alanna, two fashion designers who live in Williamsburg. Fashion designers with their own line+living in Williamsburg+dog most likely being named after the Ramones= hipster dog

Here's the link to their website