Metro- "They may not have parted the best of friends the last time they worked together but Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich seems to be doing his best to sweet talk Jose Mourinho back to Stamford Bridge. According to reports by a Spanish radio station Chelsea’s Russian chief, desperate to steady the ship in west London, has given Mourinho an eye-wateringly expensive wristwatch as a gift. The timepiece, said to cost £350,000, will help ensure the Portuguese coach is on time for all those job interviews he’ll be going to if reports that his role at Real Madrid is coming to an end are true."
I've never been into jewelry. I wear my grandfathers World War II dog tags but that doesn't really count and since I've had a cell phone, I've never felt the need to have a watch. But I do know that when it comes to multimillionaires, the watch is the money barometer of jewelry. So when I read that Roman Abromovich bought Jose Mourinho a watch worth almost a quarter million dollars, I'm just gonna assume thats their gentleman's agreement that he'll be coming back to The Bridge this summer.
DM -"When Lakeem's friends dared him to jump in a puddle in his brand new training shoes, the worst he thought would happen was that his sparkling white and blue footwear would get a little dirty.
But he didn't bank on what seemed to be a couple of inches of surface water being quite so deep.
In an hilarious video clip on YouTube, the American teenager's attempts to entertain his friends backfire spectacularly as he ends up getting a soaking... [in the video] He smiles to his watching friends and is heard laughingly say "I'll do it for the kids" as he leaps forward. But instead of making a tiny splash, he disappears below the surface of the puddle and is completely submerged in the deceptively deep puddle. is friends say that they didn't realize it was a puddle and had bet Lakeem a dollar to jump in it."
DM -The rescue was precarious as no one knew whether the hole would expand, swallowing more people. The fact he dislocated his shoulder in the fall didn't help either. A Missouri father was hoping for a hole-in-one when he set out for a day of golf on Friday - but he didn't think he'd end up the one in the hole. St Louis mortgage banker and avid golfer Mark Mihal was with three friends at the Annbriar Golf Course near Waterloo when he suddenly disappeared into the turf on the fairway of the 14th hole. The 43-year-old fell into a bell-shaped enclosure below the green that measured 15 feet deep and 10 feet wide, surprising his golf pals and the course management who said this was the first time anything like this had happened in Annbriar's 20-year history. 'I noticed this anomaly in the fairway and went to have a look but, by the time I took one step, I was gone, I was underground,' Mihal told MailOnline. 'When I went through (the opening) I couldn't see anything, I didn't know how far I was going or what I was going to hit. 'He said, after plummeting through the earth, he landed on a pile of mud in a cavernous space that could have fit up to 10 people. 'I was just lying on the side of the mound,' he said. 'There was some room in there, it was sort of like a room or a cave. It wasn't confining. It was very dark, though after a while my eyes got used to it. But I couldn't look up because there was stuff still falling.'
You know who doesnt think falling into the puddle/hole/whatever is that funny? The guy who was going up to putt on fourteen when he blinked and then wound up in the earth . Probably thinking that falling into a bottomless pit of water is a walk in the park compared to noticing an "anomaly" on the fairway then falling into a puddle of mud in the earths crust. Two stories today with people falling into the earth and they couldn't be any more different. Not too sure how I'd react to being in the golf guys shoes. What I do know is that with all these sinkholes popping up (falling in?), I'm gonna be walking around like Indiana Jones when he's trying to spell Iehovah (or Jehovah for you saps who don't know its spelled with an I)
P.S. the kid filming needs to get his laugh in check
Quick story here: when I was a camp counselor in 2006, my boy Mikey who was also a counselor got in big trouble for punching a kid in the arm. Coincidently it happened on the night when some of the male staff had to dress up in drag for some evening activity. So when we found out he got fired we decided to "walk out" of camp in protest (I'll admit now I was furious to have to leave the evening activity cause I was hosting it). So all of us go down to confront the camp director and he's standing there taking all this abuse from guys dressed up like sluts with makeup and blush all over their face, everyone being ultra serious demanding answers. It was hysterical.
So, now that I got that out of the way, watching this rabbit freak out had me in tears. Him whipping around at the 14 second mark is amazing. Look at the ferocity in that turn. You can see the anger through his rabbit costume when he's processing what just happened. Almost as good as that is his power walk to go grab her. I mean he storms over to her. Gives you the feeling he'd have knocked over a bunch of toddlers just to get his mitts on her. Great stuff
Eric Alexander was always a training camp player I hoped made the roster. Hard working special teamer, always wanted him to start getting reps at linebacker with PIERRE WOODS and SHAWN CRABLE. Then he started the '06 AFC Championship game and that was that. Running the Boston Marathon, huh? Don't have enough gas in the tank to cover Dallas Clark in the fourth quarter but you'll just go running for 26 miles? Asshole.
Yeah I guess the picture is funny or whatever, but fucking none of last night is funny. Persons ashes in my face> heartbreaking Patriots loss.
Without going fucking mental and rambling, all I'm gonna say is that when you got for it on 4th and 13 in the Super Bowl, you fucking go for it on 4th and 6 on the 38 or whatever with Tom Brady as your QB. Tom Brady is your ace high! How could they fold??????
Watching America's Funniest Home Video's the other night, not really paying attention to it till I looked up and saw this clip. Possibly the funniest video I've ever seen on that show if you couldn't tell from how hard I was laughing. Guy chews the cork out, spits it out as tough as he can and then just gets dominated by this champagne. Fast as he attempts to drink it, it comes out his nose just as quick. HYSTERICAL. Here's the thing, my girlfriend didn't laugh at all watching this. She might have giggled for a second and thats it. She's insane right? I was crying, literal tears streaming down my face for at least five minutes and this barely rates with her. Makes no sense to me. Anyway, had to share this because its just too fucking funny and everyone deserves to see it.
PS- Hope everyone appreciates the laughing attack I was having, seeing as I could barely breathe while taking the video. And yeah I know my laugh is funny.
