WISCONSIN LOOKED GOOD TODAY

I needed Marshall Henderson to go 1-14 to think I had a chance to win. Fortunately he started that way for the first half, but I guess I underestimated how FUCKING TERRIBLE WISCONSIN'S OFFENSE IS. I mean good grief what the fuck just happened. 15-59 FG (25.4%) -- 7-30 3Pt FG (23.3%) -- Only one Wisconsin player made more than TWO baskets... Literally just shit all over that region for me. Wisconsin is dead to me. 

And obviously after calling him out, now I need Marshall Henderson or La Salle to get to the final 4 so my New Mexico pick is canceled out. Fuck basketball

TED JOHNSON WAS SERIOUS WHEN HE SAID CONCUSSIONS FUCKED UP HIS BRAIN

During the Sox playoff run in 2003, I got a call during one of the ALCS games from my grandfather who was at the game. Says he's sitting next to someone who wants to talk to me and the someone ended up being Ted Johnson, 'Ol No Neck himself calling to give me tips about playing linebacker in high school. Says " always follow the guards, they'll take you to the play". Always thought it was good advice for a young player...If it was possible, I'd pay him back with any advice I could give him. Maybe something like "Hey Ted, when someone asks which one of your former teammates has the ugliest wife...I think you should not answer. And if your mashed up brain has to give an answer...how bout not saying the biggest and baddest motherfucker on the team?" Thats pretty good right? Good advice? Cause when I went on twitter earlier and saw this tweet from Wilfork himself I figured someone was in serious fucking trouble. Have fun dealing with this Ted and thanks again for the advice!

HOPE MARHSALL HENDERSON GOES 1-14 TODAY

Have Wisconsin beating Gonzaga in the Sweet 16. Pretty confident about that pick after seeing the 'Zags yesterday. What I'm not entirely confident about is Wisconsin beating Ole Miss today and that punk Marshall Henderson. I'm all about the player who tries to carry the whole team himself. Its why I picked 'Cuse to win when they had Melo and then Texas when they had Durant. But even though him taunting the Auburn fans was awesome, I still think the kid sucks. Too arrogant and too much of an asshole for me. But that doesn't mean he isn't scaring the bejeezus out of me for this game. So here's to him shooting 6% this afternoon

TOURNEY TIME

One of the best weekends of the year. Opening rounds of the tourney so basketball is on all day for four days which means four days of gambling and drinking. Like most years I got no clue of what to actually pick. I got Louisville, Indiana, New Mexico, and Kansas in the Final 4 and Louisville beating Indiana. To be honest I probably won't watch after Davidson beats Marquette cause it'll be a lock that I'm taking the pool that i'm in down. Lock of the tournament

KIDS THESE DAYS

Heather Adams, 42, pleaded guilty to one count of sexual exploitation by a school employee in Linn county Court Monday. A former Iowa chemistry teacher has admitted to having sex with one of her male students in her car last year. Prosecutors say Adams had sex with an 18-year-old boy last year.

 Adams was given a deferred judgment, two years of probation, and will be listed on the sex offender registry for 10 years. The Cedar Rapids Gazette reports Adams resigned from her teaching position at Washington High School shortly after the incident after 18 years on the job.  If she successfully completes her probation, the conviction will be removed from her record. Adams' guilty plea came just before jury selection was supposed to start in her sexual exploitation trial. If she were found guilty, the 42-year-old could have faced up to two years in prison.  According to a criminal complaint.. on May 6, 2012, at around 9.30pm, police responded to a report of a suspicious vehicle parked in the 300 block of 28th Street Drive SE. When officers approached the SUV, they found a naked 18-year-old boy in the front seat of the Chevy Suburban and Adams, who was 41 years old at the time, also naked and hiding in the backseat. Neighbors suspected some drug activity had been taking place - and were stunned when it was revealed a teacher from Washington High School had been caught having sex.

Forget the fact that this lady is teacher and sleeping with her students and also that the kid is 18 which I always thought was legal. I constantly see these stories about teachers having sex with their students and am always confused when the teacher is disgusting like this lady. Why are there some high school kids who are thinking this lady is hot enough to want to fuck. Or even worse, getting seduced by gross old ladies who are convincing them to fool around. I get that the penis brain dominates the body brain, but c'mon, where's the commonsense. Like if my 9th grade algebra teacher held me after class and touched my knee, I'd have been like "get off me pig". And don't get me wrong, when I was 18, I was trying to bury my dick in any female with a pulse. But I knew that as hot as it would be to fuck one of my teachers, it was a major NoGo if they looked like a young version of Ray Finkle's mom. 

ALL BALL!!

Poor form Smee, poor form.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Year ago tonight I was probably blacked out and grilling victory meat after coming back and crushing Napoli to move on to the Champions League semi's. The night it all started. Happy Anniversary