GET SOME, AMERICAA!!!

The fucking balls on these Mexicans to whistle and boo during the national anthem! Bout to get the old Clint special!!

HE HAD HIV

Now he doesn't. Magic, what a guy

IN THE IZZONE

Not looking thrilled about teammates fighting in the huddle during tourney time

ADVERTISING 101

I'm no marketing guru but something tells me the this is noooottttt great timing to be the face of your own alcohol brand after a brain aneurysm

DOG OF THE WEEK: UNNAMED DOG

Don't know this dog and there wasn't a name in the youtube video, but this was a no brainer for dog of the week. Just a small measure of justice in our fight against cats

(thanks to lee for the tip)

WISCONSIN LOOKED GOOD TODAY

I needed Marshall Henderson to go 1-14 to think I had a chance to win. Fortunately he started that way for the first half, but I guess I underestimated how FUCKING TERRIBLE WISCONSIN'S OFFENSE IS. I mean good grief what the fuck just happened. 15-59 FG (25.4%) -- 7-30 3Pt FG (23.3%) -- Only one Wisconsin player made more than TWO baskets... Literally just shit all over that region for me. Wisconsin is dead to me. 

And obviously after calling him out, now I need Marshall Henderson or La Salle to get to the final 4 so my New Mexico pick is canceled out. Fuck basketball

TED JOHNSON WAS SERIOUS WHEN HE SAID CONCUSSIONS FUCKED UP HIS BRAIN

During the Sox playoff run in 2003, I got a call during one of the ALCS games from my grandfather who was at the game. Says he's sitting next to someone who wants to talk to me and the someone ended up being Ted Johnson, 'Ol No Neck himself calling to give me tips about playing linebacker in high school. Says " always follow the guards, they'll take you to the play". Always thought it was good advice for a young player...If it was possible, I'd pay him back with any advice I could give him. Maybe something like "Hey Ted, when someone asks which one of your former teammates has the ugliest wife...I think you should not answer. And if your mashed up brain has to give an answer...how bout not saying the biggest and baddest motherfucker on the team?" Thats pretty good right? Good advice? Cause when I went on twitter earlier and saw this tweet from Wilfork himself I figured someone was in serious fucking trouble. Have fun dealing with this Ted and thanks again for the advice!