FA CUP SEMIFINAL...TYPICAL

FA Cup Semifinals, what else is knew. Wonder if City think cause they beat us all the time that they think they can cruise today. I also wonder if City know that Chelsea are close to owning the naming rights of this whole tournament and the stadium. Game might as well be at Stamford Bridge 3-1 Chelsea with Torres scoring.

LONG LIVE THE KING OF WEMBLEY

EUROPA LEAGUE QUARTERS SECOND LEG

Wasn't the right score, but I was spot on with crushing Rubin Kazan last week so Chelsea can rest some key guys. Mata, Oscar, Hazard and Mikel on the bench and obviously Ba left home. Don't hear any bitching about fixture congestion this week, huh? My only question is: Does Rubin Kazan even want to play this game? Not even playing at their home stadium and down 3-1 and Torres was running all over them last week, he's gonna score again today...I mean whats the point for them? The game and the tie will be over before the 30min mark

SCOTT PARKER DRILLING EMPTY NET GOALS AGAINST BASEL

Parker fail by Samu035

Figures it looks like Scott Parker has shit all over him when he finishes like that on goal. You're gonna miss empty net goals 100% of the time with diarrhea on your arm.

EUROPA QUARTERFINALS

I've got a solution for Chelsea having too many matches: beat Rubin Kazan today 4-0 and no one has to worry about the away leg next week and can rest some guys and even leave some home. Boom, problem solved, win win. Torres on the double today as usual

ONE DAY THIS LITTLE KID WILL APPRECIATE HOW LUCKY HE GOT

DM -Meals of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches washed down with glasses of milk might sound like a dream diet for a six-year-old, but Tyler Trovato has no other choice.

Tyler, from St. James, New York, is allergic to nearly every other food due to a condition that leaves him with vomiting and lethargy so severe that he has to go to hospital if he eats the wrong thing.

When he ingests a food he is allergic to - such as chicken, turkey, rice, sweet potatoes or bananas - he suffers stomach pains two hours later and vomits, sometimes until he bleeds.

It's followed by lethargy and diarrhea and a visit to the emergency room.

Poor kid. But could you imagine if the kid was also allergic to MILK? A life of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and having to wash it down with water?? Give me death. Yeah the little guy might dump his brains out if he eats a sweet potato fry, but I got to think he made out OK with getting to have milk with his lifetime of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

THIS DENTIST DESERVES A ROOT CANAL WITH NO NOVOCAIN

DM -An Oklahoma dentist accused of putting thousands of patients at risk of Hepatitis and HIV because he prodded their mouths with filthy instruments has been found hiding out in Arizona. Health officials opened their investigation into Harrington's surgeries after a patient with no known risk factors tested positive for both hepatitis C and HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. It turned out the person was a patient of Harrington's and had recently had a dental procedure at one of his clinics. As some 7,000 patients began getting checked for hepatitis or HIV on the weekend, the Tulsa oral surgeon, Dr W. Scott Harrington, who has refused to comment on the allegations of dangerously poor hygiene at his clinics, was holed up at his second home in Phoenix, ABC News reported. Harrington told officials he left questions about sterilization and drug procedures to his employees. 'They take care of that, I don't,' the dentistry board quoted him as saying. The doctor also is accused of letting his assistants perform tasks only a licensed dentist should have done, including administering IV sedation. The complaint says the doctor's staff could not produce permits for the assistants when asked. Susan Rogers, executive director of the state Dentistry Board, said that as an oral surgeon Harrington regularly did invasive procedures involving 'pulling teeth, open wounds, open blood vessels.' The board's complaint also noted Harrington and his staff told investigators a 'high population of known infectious disease carrier patients' received dental care from him. Despite the high-risk clientele, a device used to sterilize instruments wasn't being properly used and hadn't been tested in six years, the board complaint said. Tests are required monthly. Also, a drug vial found at a clinic this year had an expiration date of 1993 and one assistant's drug log said morphine had been used in the clinic last year despite its not receiving any morphine shipments since 2009.

This story puke city. I'm getting AIDS just thinking about getting AIDS at the dentist. This guy is all like "thats not my job i dont handle that stuff". Uhhh doc, you ever think about checking how clean your office was when your hygenists were handing you already been used floss? Seems like having sterile equipment is dentistry 101. Its a mathematical fact that nobody likes the dentist. The only good part about having a dentist appoint is when I'm leaving. And my worst complaint when I leave the dentist is that the hygenist had absolutely no regard for my gums with the floss. These people are wondering if they have cavities AND hepatitis. This dentist is the reason there are anti-dentites in the world. 

CAN YOU STILL WIN THE "TREBLE" WITHOUT THE FA CUP?

This morning makes me rseriously wonder if people think United are better than Chelsea. Do people really think that? Without Mark Clattenberg reffing, Chelsea would beat United 9 times out of 10 this season and the one loss would probably be because of a Chelsea own goal. 

The game this morning though, I've never laughed harder on April 1st in my life that watching Rio Ferdinand get SKULLED by Ba on that goal. I bet the entire game Rio was telling himself he had it under control and he was playing well and then Demba was like APRIL FOOLS BRO YOU'RE OLD AND GROSS