"THE GODS WILL NOT SAVE YOU"

Good 'ol Ervin Burrell in the "The Money Pit". A true soldier of the Baltimore Police Department. Love when I see actors in small roles back in the day. Like the picture of Jeremy Piven as the a doctor in "Heat" when he's got no hair or seeing Isiah Whitlock Jr. as the doctor in "Goodfellas"

CRIMINAL

What just happened???? Can someone just explain what just happened? Never seen anything like it before. Known asshole Luis Suarez, who already blatantly handled a ball, BITES Branislav Ivanovic mid-game. Daniel Sturridge, Liverpools best player on the day, misses a challenge on Ryan Bertrand and gets him studs up right in view of the ref..not even a yellow card. 

Oh and the six minutes added on at the end of the game? Disgraceful.  Five subs, a goal, and PK and he gets five minutes? Before you say "well it took forever to take the PK blah blah blah", realize that it took forever cause Suarez, Carragher, and Gerrard were bitching at the ref and Reina was mulling around trying to psych out Hazard. So Liverpool wasted time, then got it added on at the end of the game. Makes sense. Not to mention that Chelsea had possession of the ball at the 96min mark, which was how much time was added, but the ref let the game keep going on. Insane 

I get that all Petr Cech has to do is make that save and it wouldn't be as big a deal is at is. Chelsea looked tired and it showed in the second half. Can count on two hands how many times they've choked this season. The players and coaches know it. But this game was an absolute joke from the first 10minutes when Daniel Agger fell over on his own and Torres got whistled for a foul, up until the ref and Suarez were smiling in the faces of Chelsea players after the game. Not sure what they think is so funny. But I doubt either one of them will be smiling after Suarez gets told he's banned half a season and the ref realizes how embarrassing and atrocious he called the game. Won't be so funny then.

TORRES TIME

Bout to run right over that buck toothed rat scumbag Luis Suarez and the rest of whoever Brendan Rodgers chooses to send out to the wolves. And anyone who doesn't think Torres is scoring today is out of their mind. Might bag a brace, one for Rafa and a winner for himself

C'MON CHELSEA

YEAH MAN. THAT WAS "QUITE SOME HIT"

Had a roommate in college who would rip his bong so hard sometimes that I saw stars when he'd be coughing after. Like ripping it till the smoke was like a faint yellow, straight looked like poison. Never understood why someone would smoke like that. I'm sure there's someone out there who can hit more than this guy, but I wanted puke watching this guy power through that bowl. My biggest question is what did this guy do like five minutes after he smoked. Had to have just been staring off into space for 20 minutes right? Pretty sure I'd faint if I tried to stand up after something like that

SCUM CITY

Question for Kun Scumbag Aguero. You think just cause you won the league last year you can just two foot stomp David Luiz's ass? I mean he doesn't even try and get shy about it or hide it. He literally jumped with two feet trying to land on him. No red card? What kind of fucking asshole reffing is that? On what planet is this not a red card all day everyday? How bout Vincent Kompany literally trying to take Fernando Torres' shirt off at the penalty spot and there's no whistle. Torres' stays on his feet trying to score when Kompany is pulling him down. Does the ref want Torres to fall down in order to justify giving a PK there? And people wonder why there's a diving problem in football. 

FA CUP SEMIFINAL...TYPICAL

FA Cup Semifinals, what else is knew. Wonder if City think cause they beat us all the time that they think they can cruise today. I also wonder if City know that Chelsea are close to owning the naming rights of this whole tournament and the stadium. Game might as well be at Stamford Bridge 3-1 Chelsea with Torres scoring.

LONG LIVE THE KING OF WEMBLEY

EUROPA LEAGUE QUARTERS SECOND LEG

Wasn't the right score, but I was spot on with crushing Rubin Kazan last week so Chelsea can rest some key guys. Mata, Oscar, Hazard and Mikel on the bench and obviously Ba left home. Don't hear any bitching about fixture congestion this week, huh? My only question is: Does Rubin Kazan even want to play this game? Not even playing at their home stadium and down 3-1 and Torres was running all over them last week, he's gonna score again today...I mean whats the point for them? The game and the tie will be over before the 30min mark