Thursday, August 4, 2011

BITCH IS NO JOKE WHEN IT COMES TO GOLD DIGGING





"A widow charged in her husband's murder has admitted she married the man 16 years her senior for his money, only to find out he was a con artist, police have revealed..Raelynne Simonin, 23, is charged with accessory after the fact in the shooting death of 6'9 Jack Vincent Perselley..Simonin is in jail in Pinal County, Arizona, after she drove there following the murder to tell police she had been kidnapped and raped by the men who killed her husband..after being questioned by police for more than an hour, she recanted that story and admitted she made the 18-hour journey to speak to Purselley's father about his son's $1million life insurance policy.. she moved from Arizona to Oklahoma because he told her she was the beneficiary of the policy..Purselley, who weighed 600 pounds and on disability, was wanted on warrants out of Arizona, accused of conning people..Simonin told deputies she began to suspect her husband was not wealthy when debt collectors began hounding them.."

Where do I start? I mean obviously a man is dead, so thats not cool. But there is some serious unintentional comedy in this story. First off, I reeeaaalllllyyyyyy, reallllyyyy, really want to know how these two met. Cause as far as I know, usually anyone over 500 pounds is stuck in their house like the mom from "whats eating gilbert grape" and just never goes anywhere. When they did meet, I would have loved to be have been a fly on the wall to hear the conversation where this guy dropped the "I got a $1million life insurance policy" line on her and convince her that he's a wealthy man. I mean lady, the guy is 600 pounds..600. You're just gonna look past this guys grotesque fatness and just fall for his "i'm rich" schtick hook, line, and sinker? I do have to give her props though, cause while she claims she didn't know her cronies would kill the guy, when she realized he wasn't rich, she knew there was no other option for her besides to put a gun to this guys face and tell him she's leaving. its gold digging 101. No money? fine, gun to the face and I'm out

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