Tuesday, July 26, 2011

OLD LADY DOES HER LAUNDRY, FIGHTS A "'ROO"


A 94 year old grandmother told of her life-and-death battle with a giant kangaroo which bowled her over  as she was hanging out her washing.  Phyllis Johnson had walked out from the small flat where she lives in Charleville to hang up the washing, a Sunday routine… “Suddenly this 'roo came crashing through all the clothes and came straight for me”... “I happened to have a broom nearby and I just started swinging at it.Despite using a stick for protection, Mrs Johnson's son was unable to shoo the kangaroo away, so the couple called the police. Two officers from the local police station turned up - and the kangaroo turned on them. They were forced to use capsicum spray to subdue the animal, which was in 'panic mode,' said Senior Sergeant Stephen Perkins, officer in charge of Charleville police station.. “As it ran away from the officer who sprayed it, the kangaroo went for the other police officer and he also had to use his spray from getting hurt”.. 'I've always had a soft spot for 'roos. I used to feed them next door, give them some bread and they've always been so gentle” Mrs. Johnson said. Wildlife rangers were later trying to trap the kangaroo and are hoping to find out how it came to be in the vicinity - they are usually much further away from houses”

Alright well i can go ahead and answer that last question about how the kangaroo managed to be in this lady's backyard...she's feeding them. case closed. What i can't figure out is what to make of the fight between Mrs.Johnson and the 'roo.  is this old bag of bones tough as nails with some kind of woman version of "old man strength", or is this "giant" kangaroo just the biggest pussy in the outback? cause make no mistake about it, all the kangaroo's in Charleville are gonna be laughing at him getting worked over by a 94 year old lady and then getting maced by the cops. I'm happy for the old lady, but i'll bet the house that this 'roo will be back for round 2. there's just no way he'll be able to put up with everyone talking shit and emasculating him behind his back. 
 

p.s. talk about emasculating, how bout the guy in the video getting his ass kicked all over the set while his wife snickers and tells him where to bring the kangaroo, eventually saying "why should i?" too funny

p.p.s i lost it at the 25 second mark. it doesn't even look real, him bouncing around and punching the shit out both of them. and his textbook jump kick at 1:01 is hysterical also

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