Daily Mail -"Staff at a salon Down Under have given a particularly scaly customer a bikini wax and full body exfoliation. In a bizarre bid to show off their skills to potential new customers, they plucked and pedicured a crocodile. And just in case you were wondering whether reptiles have hair, there's some on a waxing strip to 'prove' it...And when it left, it was like a new lady- ready for the rough and tumble of crocodile mating season. Louanne Grasmeder, business manager for the Parap Day Spa in Darwin said: 'breeding season is just around the corner and we want her to look her best'..Spa staff member Jamillah Allen added, 'the lengths we go for great training'."
Hey Jamillah Allen, do you usually get a lot of customers with scaly skin and claws for nails? Cause I'm pretty sure training on tranquilized crocodiles is not the same as humans. Do it to the croc when she's awake, then I'll be impressed. And thanks for proving crocodiles have hair by ripping it out of her and showing everyone. I'm sure that croc hated her hair, so she definitely appreciates it. On the other hand, its nice of you to consider making her look good for mating season. All the male crocs will be pumped...FALSE. They are gonna be looking for the chicks with huge croc bushes like they've been doing for like 90billion years. Its proven science, crocs don't shave their pussies, thanks for countering evolution to get publicity.
pretty sure that could be considered animal abuse. ridiculous.
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