"BIG GAME" AT THE EMIRATES TOMORROW. YAWN.

Guess I figured I'd be more excited for the first game against a top 4 finisher from last year, but its Arsenal. But I am excited to watch that sniveling, whiney little bitch Arsene Wrenger throw a temper tantrum as the game gets away from him 

DOG OF THE WEEK: JULIO

Juuuulliiiiooooooooo (said like "ruuuuuuffffiiiioooo") was my neighbors dog who lived above us. She worked the midnight shift at a hospital, so we watched him a few times at night. The little Mexican guy loved coming over cause he loved Bruce. Would come in and sprint back and forth until Bruce would be like "aight bro chill, I see you" and go and say hello. Miss having this little amigo over for sleep overs. Even though he used to shit on my laundry bag all the time

DOG OF THE WEEK: SUNSHINE

Look at this sweet old gal. Lived in the building next to us, would see her and the second she got sight of me would start howling like an old wolf until I came over and gave her some TLC. Pitbulls, old and young, are incredible dogs

RUN IT BACK

TITLE DEFENSE/ FIRST EVER CLUB TO REPEAT STARTS TODAY. FUCK JUVENTUS. I WANT BARCA IN THE FIRST ROUND, THEN MADRID, THEN MUNICH THEN UNITED IN THAT ORDER. 

C'MON CHELSEAAAAAAAA

DOG OF THE WEEK: TIGER

You can't really tell from the picture, but this Mastiff is a fucking behemoth of a dog who lived on the first floor of our apartment building. First time I got close to him he growled at me and thought my life was over. Bruce was petrified of him. One day I was sitting on the stoop when he came back from a walk and I went to stand up and give him his space to get inside and he jumped on me for a full mount and put me right on my ass. Gave me a few kisses and went about his business. His owner thought it was hilarious. I pooped a little.

YAWN

9th straight opening day win. Mayo obliterates Nate Washington's brain. Hernandez scores. Gronkowski scores. Oh and the Pats have a running game also. Just the kind of game I needed

ITS OPENINGGGG NIIIIIIIGHT

Celebrated my birthday last night at Scarlet's. Fell in love with a stripper, smoked about 16 cigarettes, Hung over as shit. I don't have time for Jake Locker and his foolishness and the Titans thinking they can actually win today. Just please be a blowout so I can nurse my brain comfortable. 

As for the rest of the league...

DOG OF THE WEEK: BROOKLYN

I'm taking my birthday month to pay homage to the dogs I met when I lived in New Yrok. One of my favorite parts about the City was that no matter what neighborhood I was in, there were dogs.

That being said, there's no better dog to start with than my girl Brooklyn

(click the link below for the story. fair warning this blog is long and deep, cause I got feelings too)