You can't really tell from the picture, but this Mastiff is a fucking behemoth of a dog who lived on the first floor of our apartment building. First time I got close to him he growled at me and thought my life was over. Bruce was petrified of him. One day I was sitting on the stoop when he came back from a walk and I went to stand up and give him his space to get inside and he jumped on me for a full mount and put me right on my ass. Gave me a few kisses and went about his business. His owner thought it was hilarious. I pooped a little.
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