2012/2013 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE PREVIEW

The Champions League is right up there with March Madness in terms of excitement. You never know whats gonna happen (depending on who's reffing). One thing I definitely can say about this year is that it won't touch last years winners

"THE VOICE" HAS BEEN OVER FOR WEEKS NOW

just give cassadee pope her trophy and call it a show
— Jeffrey Tartarkin (@Jtartarkin) November 20, 2012

  Are we about done here yet? I mean what else needs to happen before she can just collect her winnings. Nothings changed since last month. I knew she'd win then and I know she'll win now. I mean its a no brainer that she's way better than everyone else. Just glad everyone can see I've known for weeks she was a lock and happy she decided to throw it in everyones face with "Stupid Boy" last night. Just give the woman her trophy already (and my phone number)

AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS EVER PEED SITTING THE OPPOSITE WAY ON THE TOILET?

This episode was on tonight when I was writing and got me thinking that what butters is discussing here is whats known as taking a shit "AC Slater Style". Though I actually like the way Butters describes it because it actually sounds like it should/could make sense. I mean the top of the toilet if its flat would be perfect for your comic book and chocolate milk. I've never done it, mostly because I'm very structured when it comes to pooping, so something so unconventional would never fly with me. But I will admit and not ashamed to say that I have taken a piss like that before. First think you'll think if I'm gonna sit down, why not do it the right way. Two things: sitting down like that is only reserved for pooping for me. On top of that, since I can count how many times I've pissed like that on two hands, its always when I'm hungover or drunk. That way I can rest my head for 20 seconds and if I pass out, I won't be hunched over, straining the shit out of my back.