This episode was on tonight when I was writing and got me thinking that what butters is discussing here is whats known as taking a shit "AC Slater Style". Though I actually like the way Butters describes it because it actually sounds like it should/could make sense. I mean the top of the toilet if its flat would be perfect for your comic book and chocolate milk. I've never done it, mostly because I'm very structured when it comes to pooping, so something so unconventional would never fly with me. But I will admit and not ashamed to say that I have taken a piss like that before. First think you'll think if I'm gonna sit down, why not do it the right way. Two things: sitting down like that is only reserved for pooping for me. On top of that, since I can count how many times I've pissed like that on two hands, its always when I'm hungover or drunk. That way I can rest my head for 20 seconds and if I pass out, I won't be hunched over, straining the shit out of my back.
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