TOP 10 QUESTIONS GOING INTO SEASON 3 OF GAME OF THRONES

Biggest questions I got going into season 3 of Thrones, which premiers tonight at 9:00. Lot of characters and story lines and knowing HBO, they just gonna pile more on top of us. But based off what we've seen the past two seasons, these are things I want answered within the first five minutes of episode one.

*****SOME SPOILERS INCLUDED***** 

MIGHT WANNA GET SOME ICE ON THAT

Surprised the ref didnt give United a PK cause he felt bad Vidic and De Gea smashed faces

ANYONE RECOGNIZE THE STUD IN THE BLUE JACKET ABOVE THE FOX LOGO?

Watching the best goals of last season and obviously both goals scored by that witch Papiss Cisse against Chelsea were on there. When they showed his first goal, since it was right in front of me at the game, I looked to see if I was on the screen and wouldn't you know it, there I am. Blue Chelsea jacket and the black beanie. It's been a while, but its good to be back on the screen after my debut in the Times Square Wal-Greens commercial when I was holding a disclaimer sign where were shooting. When do I start collecting SAG insurance? 

GET SOME, AMERICAA!!!

The fucking balls on these Mexicans to whistle and boo during the national anthem! Bout to get the old Clint special!!

HE HAD HIV

Now he doesn't. Magic, what a guy

IN THE IZZONE

Not looking thrilled about teammates fighting in the huddle during tourney time

ADVERTISING 101

I'm no marketing guru but something tells me the this is noooottttt great timing to be the face of your own alcohol brand after a brain aneurysm

DOG OF THE WEEK: UNNAMED DOG

Don't know this dog and there wasn't a name in the youtube video, but this was a no brainer for dog of the week. Just a small measure of justice in our fight against cats

(thanks to lee for the tip)

WISCONSIN LOOKED GOOD TODAY

I needed Marshall Henderson to go 1-14 to think I had a chance to win. Fortunately he started that way for the first half, but I guess I underestimated how FUCKING TERRIBLE WISCONSIN'S OFFENSE IS. I mean good grief what the fuck just happened. 15-59 FG (25.4%) -- 7-30 3Pt FG (23.3%) -- Only one Wisconsin player made more than TWO baskets... Literally just shit all over that region for me. Wisconsin is dead to me. 

And obviously after calling him out, now I need Marshall Henderson or La Salle to get to the final 4 so my New Mexico pick is canceled out. Fuck basketball

TED JOHNSON WAS SERIOUS WHEN HE SAID CONCUSSIONS FUCKED UP HIS BRAIN

During the Sox playoff run in 2003, I got a call during one of the ALCS games from my grandfather who was at the game. Says he's sitting next to someone who wants to talk to me and the someone ended up being Ted Johnson, 'Ol No Neck himself calling to give me tips about playing linebacker in high school. Says " always follow the guards, they'll take you to the play". Always thought it was good advice for a young player...If it was possible, I'd pay him back with any advice I could give him. Maybe something like "Hey Ted, when someone asks which one of your former teammates has the ugliest wife...I think you should not answer. And if your mashed up brain has to give an answer...how bout not saying the biggest and baddest motherfucker on the team?" Thats pretty good right? Good advice? Cause when I went on twitter earlier and saw this tweet from Wilfork himself I figured someone was in serious fucking trouble. Have fun dealing with this Ted and thanks again for the advice!

HOPE MARHSALL HENDERSON GOES 1-14 TODAY

Have Wisconsin beating Gonzaga in the Sweet 16. Pretty confident about that pick after seeing the 'Zags yesterday. What I'm not entirely confident about is Wisconsin beating Ole Miss today and that punk Marshall Henderson. I'm all about the player who tries to carry the whole team himself. Its why I picked 'Cuse to win when they had Melo and then Texas when they had Durant. But even though him taunting the Auburn fans was awesome, I still think the kid sucks. Too arrogant and too much of an asshole for me. But that doesn't mean he isn't scaring the bejeezus out of me for this game. So here's to him shooting 6% this afternoon

TOURNEY TIME

One of the best weekends of the year. Opening rounds of the tourney so basketball is on all day for four days which means four days of gambling and drinking. Like most years I got no clue of what to actually pick. I got Louisville, Indiana, New Mexico, and Kansas in the Final 4 and Louisville beating Indiana. To be honest I probably won't watch after Davidson beats Marquette cause it'll be a lock that I'm taking the pool that i'm in down. Lock of the tournament

KIDS THESE DAYS

Heather Adams, 42, pleaded guilty to one count of sexual exploitation by a school employee in Linn county Court Monday. A former Iowa chemistry teacher has admitted to having sex with one of her male students in her car last year. Prosecutors say Adams had sex with an 18-year-old boy last year.

 Adams was given a deferred judgment, two years of probation, and will be listed on the sex offender registry for 10 years. The Cedar Rapids Gazette reports Adams resigned from her teaching position at Washington High School shortly after the incident after 18 years on the job.  If she successfully completes her probation, the conviction will be removed from her record. Adams' guilty plea came just before jury selection was supposed to start in her sexual exploitation trial. If she were found guilty, the 42-year-old could have faced up to two years in prison.  According to a criminal complaint.. on May 6, 2012, at around 9.30pm, police responded to a report of a suspicious vehicle parked in the 300 block of 28th Street Drive SE. When officers approached the SUV, they found a naked 18-year-old boy in the front seat of the Chevy Suburban and Adams, who was 41 years old at the time, also naked and hiding in the backseat. Neighbors suspected some drug activity had been taking place - and were stunned when it was revealed a teacher from Washington High School had been caught having sex.

Forget the fact that this lady is teacher and sleeping with her students and also that the kid is 18 which I always thought was legal. I constantly see these stories about teachers having sex with their students and am always confused when the teacher is disgusting like this lady. Why are there some high school kids who are thinking this lady is hot enough to want to fuck. Or even worse, getting seduced by gross old ladies who are convincing them to fool around. I get that the penis brain dominates the body brain, but c'mon, where's the commonsense. Like if my 9th grade algebra teacher held me after class and touched my knee, I'd have been like "get off me pig". And don't get me wrong, when I was 18, I was trying to bury my dick in any female with a pulse. But I knew that as hot as it would be to fuck one of my teachers, it was a major NoGo if they looked like a young version of Ray Finkle's mom. 

ALL BALL!!

Poor form Smee, poor form.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Year ago tonight I was probably blacked out and grilling victory meat after coming back and crushing Napoli to move on to the Champions League semi's. The night it all started. Happy Anniversary 

THIS IS ESSENTIALLY A CONTRACT AGREEMENT, RIGHT?

Metro- "They may not have parted the best of friends the last time they worked together but Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich seems to be doing his best to sweet talk Jose Mourinho back to Stamford Bridge. According to reports by a Spanish radio station Chelsea’s Russian chief, desperate to steady the ship in west London, has given Mourinho an eye-wateringly expensive wristwatch as a gift. The timepiece, said to cost £350,000, will help ensure the Portuguese coach is on time for all those job interviews he’ll be going to if reports that his role at Real Madrid is coming to an end are true."

I've never been into jewelry. I wear my grandfathers World War II dog tags but that doesn't really count and since I've had a cell phone, I've never felt the need to have a watch. But I do know that when it comes to multimillionaires, the watch is the money barometer of jewelry. So when I read that Roman Abromovich bought Jose Mourinho a watch worth almost a quarter million dollars, I'm just gonna assume thats their gentleman's agreement that he'll be coming back to The Bridge this summer.

THE EARTH IS CAVING IN

DM -"When Lakeem's friends dared him to jump in a puddle in his brand new training shoes, the worst he thought would happen was that his sparkling white and blue footwear would get a little dirty.

But he didn't bank on what seemed to be a couple of inches of surface water being quite so deep.

In an hilarious video clip on YouTube, the American teenager's attempts to entertain his friends backfire spectacularly as he ends up getting a soaking... [in the video] He smiles to his watching friends and is heard laughingly say "I'll do it for the kids" as he leaps forward. But instead of making a tiny splash, he disappears below the surface of the puddle and is completely submerged in the deceptively deep puddle. is friends say that they didn't realize it was a puddle and had bet Lakeem a dollar to jump in it."

DM -The rescue was precarious as no one knew whether the hole would expand, swallowing more people. The fact he dislocated his shoulder in the fall didn't help either. A Missouri father was hoping for a hole-in-one when he set out for a day of golf on Friday - but he didn't think he'd end up the one in the hole. St Louis mortgage banker and avid golfer Mark Mihal was with three friends at the Annbriar Golf Course near Waterloo when he suddenly disappeared into the turf on the fairway of the 14th hole. The 43-year-old fell into a bell-shaped enclosure below the green that measured 15 feet deep and 10 feet wide, surprising his golf pals and the course management who said this was the first time anything like this had happened in Annbriar's 20-year history. 'I noticed this anomaly in the fairway and went to have a look but, by the time I took one step, I was gone, I was underground,' Mihal told MailOnline. 'When I went through (the opening) I couldn't see anything, I didn't know how far I was going or what I was going to hit. 'He said, after plummeting through the earth, he landed on a pile of mud in a cavernous space that could have fit up to 10 people. 'I was just lying on the side of the mound,' he said. 'There was some room in there, it was sort of like a room or a cave. It wasn't confining. It was very dark, though after a while my eyes got used to it. But I couldn't look up because there was stuff still falling.'

You know who doesnt think falling into the puddle/hole/whatever is that funny? The guy who was going up to putt on fourteen when he blinked and then wound up in the earth . Probably thinking that falling into a bottomless pit of water is a walk in the park compared to noticing an "anomaly" on the fairway then falling into a puddle of mud in the earths crust. Two stories today with people falling into the earth and they couldn't be any more different. Not too sure how I'd react to being in the golf guys shoes. What I do know is that with all these sinkholes popping up (falling in?), I'm gonna be walking around like Indiana Jones when he's trying to spell Iehovah (or Jehovah for you saps who  don't know its spelled with an I)

P.S. the kid filming needs to get his laugh in check