PATS SKULL DOLPHINS/MIAMI FANS ARE TERRIBLE/TARTARKIN CURSE IS BROKEN

I remember my first blunt also

Last night was fucking wild. Perfect opening night for the Patriots, coming down to Miami and just wrecking shit. My bro and I got tickets, which were a birthday gift from my parents. Tons of hot girls in pats jerseys including the one in our row who decided to grind her ass into my dick when she left to go get beers. The same girl who had a Wes Welker and Pats logo tattoo'd on her ass, which she proudly show'd everyone after Welker's 99 TD. Oh yeah, she was with her mother also. Love those female Massholes, just upset I didn't take a picture with my face next to it. Anyway, got a text from my boy Lee after the game who said Brady had a "big game"... uhh little bit of an understatement there pal. 517 yards and 4 TDs was the equivalent of sticking his dick down every Dolphin defenders throat. People think the score doesn't reflect how close the game was, but it was probably the opposite.

The kids in the picture I posted were hysterical. Not me hysterical, but unintentionally hysterical. They obviously blazed before the game, cause buddy in the grey shirt was asleep during the entire pre-game. Then they sparked another blunt mid second quarter, which knocked the both of them out till the 4th. The kid in black couldn't even move when people went to get by. He even said "no" to some lady when she tried to get by. Pathetic, learn how to puff nugs before a Monday night game, rookies.

As for the other "dolfans", WHAT A JOKE!!! The section we were in and the one next to us were 80% Patriot fans. It was like a college game where a whole section or two is for the away school and thats just our section. The two guys to the left of me sat for the pre-game and first 5min and then left and didn't come back. Same with the kids to the right of us. Left mid first quarter and didn't even bother to watch the rest of the game there. Probably went to hit up Club Liv, those bros are so ill. When Welker was running in that dagger TD, the place was a madhouse. My bro was jumping up and down on the stairs, everyone high fiving and hugging. One big party. Not too long after that, the few Miami fans at the game started pouring out and were greeted with a solid "hey hey hey goodbye" song for about five minutes. IN THEIR OWN STADIUM. Just amazing.

As for the Curse of the Tartarkins, its finally broken. Took five games of watching the Pats bite the curb in Miami over the last seven years, but finally got to see them show up and dominate the shit out of the Dolphins. Felt great to finally leave that place with my hands up, slapping five with every Pats fan walking by. Curse is broken people!