Friday, September 23, 2011

THIS GUY STABBED HIS MOM TO DEATH CAUSE SHE DIDN'T BUY HIM AVRIL LAVIGNE TICKETS..WAIT, WHAT?


Daily Mail -"A son stabbed his mother to death and poured chemicals over her body after she refused to buy him tickets to and Avril Lavigne concert, a jury was told. Robert Lyons, 39, is facing a possible life sentence after being found guilty of first degree murder. Angry that his mother, 61 year old Linda Bolek, wouldn't call a friend to arrange concert tickets, Lyons stabbed her nine times in the back and then doused her with insecticide and drain cleaner..'The defendant was washing something away. He was washing away the problem in his life, his mother' Assistant State's Attorney Amanda Meindl told a DuPage County court in Chicago yesterday.."

Look, living at home isn't easy. I'm doing it now, its not the best thing in the world. For instance every time I go to the kitchen to get something to eat, I'm told I shouldn't eat it cause I'm "too fat" or I need to "learn portion control". Or getting told I use too many towels, then after using the same towel for two days, she says I'm not changing towels enough. Cool, ma. Those are things you get pissed at your mother for. Murdering her? Debatable. But Stabbing and dousing her with chemicals over not getting tickets to Avril Lavigne is definitely crossing the line. What I really wanna know is if this guy was gonna wear a tie like all those girls in high school used to do when Avril Lavigne was popular. He looks like that type. 

ps- How pumped was the states attorney to bust out that "washing away" line. Real smooth
pps- Avril Lavigne still has concerts?

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