Monday, October 24, 2011

MARIO BALOTELLI IS KINDA THE MAN


Night before the biggest game of the season and he almost burns his house down cause he was lighting fireworks in his house. Does he care? No, motherfucker makes a shirt saying "WHY ALWAYS ME", then goes and nets two goals against United at Old Trafford. Awesome. Guy is in with the mafia, crashes his car into a women's prison, gives a homeless man £1000 for no reason, gets pulled over with £5000 to which the cop asks him why he had that kinda a money on him and he answered "because im rich", and, oh yeah, he's banging this..


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