MIKE FLORIO IS AN ASSHOLE

Hi, I'm Mike Florio and I'm a dickface.

PFT -"So how does an NFL head coach who's trying to cram five months of work into five weeks spend  one of the precious remaining evenings before the first game of the regular season? Apparently by going to a Lil Wayne concert. That's precisely what Chiefs coach Todd Haley did last night, presumably while the rest of his was grinding away in order to get ready for a visit from the Bills and former Chiefs offensive coordinator Chan Gailey on September 11th...its hard to imagine any other NFL head coach going to a concert less than three weeks before the start of the season, especially after a lockout in which there were multiple weeks that featuring a lot less work than usual, and thus, more time than usual to do non-work things. This doesn't mean that NFL coaches should have lives away from the sport, but the Chiefs have two preseason games left and a regular season game in less than a week, to cap off an offseason in which the lockout has made it even harder than usual to get ready to compete.

I try not to pay too much attention when talking heads and "reporters" give their opinions on anything to do with sports, cause its usually just a bunch of bullshit and them thinking they know shit that they dont. They just want to get people talking, stir the pot, get page views and comments and all that nonsense. Usually I can brush it too the side and just don't pay attention but this story I couldn't let go. Mike Florio from Profootball talk is a fucking idiot for writing this column. Just makes absolutely ZERO sense to write it unless he got dared to do it, lost a bet, or just has it out for Todd Haley. To save myself from going on a violent verbal rampage, I'll just calmly list all my problems with this asinine article:

-Instead of spending 3 hours at a concert and he went to the movies with his kids, would it have been a problem?

-How does Florio know what the rest of the coaching staff was doing to justify saying they were working hard while Haley wasn't?

-Haley went to the concert with Brandon Flowers, would Florio like to call out Flowers for not spending the night like his teammates getting prepared?

-Any comment on Belichick having Bon Jovi at his practice and whether Belichick isn't preparing appropriately since he has singer there to distract him?

Plain and simple, this is just bullshit that he actually is trying to make a story out of this and is calling Haley out for not preparing good enough. Lets see him call out Raheem Morris for taking the team to the movies instead of practicing ONE day, three years in a row. How about Belichick taking the night to bring in Mickey Ward to watch "The Fighter" with the team? Is it ok that the whole team was together while not preparing good enough? Just ridiculous. I was fed up with the bullshit Albert Haynesworth articles where he compared what Haynesworth did and Roethlisberger raping two girls and that Bert should be suspended just as long. What a fucking joke. After that, one of the other assholes on the site wrote about why Tom Brady isn't as liked as much as he probably should be in New England. I seriously thought that was written sarcastically, but they were dead serious about it. I'm pretty sure I'd take a bullet for Brady and so would most other people who love the Pats. He is one of, if not the most, appreciated Boston sports athlete since I've been alive. This is only the offseason and its been filled with bullshit from these guys, just absolute horseshit writing and stories. Praise Jebus for Mike Reiss.