Syracuse.com -"Onondaga Count Judge William Walsh, who underwent surgery for prostate cancer last year, was indignant today when Kristen Seamens' lawyer asked that she released from jail while she awaits trial. Seamens, 21, of Cincinnatus, Cortland County, is accused of faking breast cancer to solicit donations of cash. She took in $1,100 at a fundraiser that relatives held in July 16 at the Pompey Rod & Gun Club, state police said...LaRose (Seamens' lawyer) requested Seamens be released pending trial on charges of fourth-degree grand larceny and first degree scheming to defraud...'Do you know how many people are affected by cancer? Virtually every family in America is affected by that disease. I just went through it. Bail stands'".
Remember the last episode of Seinfeld when the judge for the four of them was Judge Vandelay, the alias that George used throughout the show? That is pretty much what happened to this whore, only she got it ten times worse and justifiably so. It takes a pretty sick and low person to fake cancer just take pocket fundraiser money. Like what on earth was this bitch thinking when she did all this? I wonder if at all she thought that this was ok and people wouldn't really give a shit if she got caught. My guess is that she just watched Arrested Development and thought she could pull a Maeby/ Shirly Funke and pull in giant checks. Only she went and played the cancer card like fucking idiot and not a made up disease like "B.S." like Maeby did. Not to mention, scumbags like this don't watch epic shows like Arrested Development, so it just proves she made it up on her own like a disgusting asshole
*i was just re-reading this and i knew the girl in the pic looked like someone i've seen on TV and it just hit. She looks like Vito Spatafore's kid in The Sopranos..
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