Thursday, August 18, 2011

ONE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY'S FINE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES


"Rick Perry has come under fire for questioning evolution in a campaign chat with a young schoolboy - just a day after he expressed serious doubts about man-made global warning...'Evolution is a theory thats out there', Perry said while crouching down to speak to the boy. 'Its got some gaps in it, but in Texas we teach both creationism and evolution'. When the mother interjected, telling her son to 'ask him why he doesn't believe in science', Perry put his hands on the boys shoulders and said: 'Because I figured you're smart enough to figure out which one is right'".

I'm not the most political savvy person, so I'll ignore the whole evolution thing and Rick Perry's stance on it. But I did run for Vice President in 4th grade so I know a little something or two about running for office. I'll offer Rick Perry some advice: Don't back talk school children. Why? Cause then you're alienating a certain demographic known as "parents". You know, the people who vote for you? Oh and smooth answer with the "because I figured you're smart enough to figure out which one is right." Uhhh no, he isn't. He's fucking seven. Probably can't tie his shoes, yet alone give an educated opinion on evolution. Strong start to the campaign, Dick!

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