Daily Mail- They can bear weights up to 60 stone and at 19 inches wide, have a seating area 75% greater than standard ones. The £200 Big John seats are imported from America and sold by Derby-based Gordon Ellis& Co.- which said sales have doubled in the last two years as the number of overweight people skyrockets. Director Steven Evanson said: "People are getting bigger, wider and heavier. Why shouldn't they have a comfortable time when they go to the bathroom"
Nevermind the actual point of this story that people in britain are getting enormous and need bigger toilet seats. I've been to England, I've seen there lifestyle, I see what they call "bacon" and how much they eat of it for breakfast, not to mention the amount of "mash" that gets eaten. no shit they are getting fat. in fact, when my friends and I were in Stratford Upon Avon for the the day/night 6 years ago, a couple of us brought a soccer ball to this park right after we checked into our hotel. we were probably the first people to do anything athletic on there in decades. people were looking at us like we were lunatics.
The real issue I have with this story is the actual toilet seats themselves. The toilet guy says "..why shouldn't they have a comfortable time when they go to the bathroom". Yeah, excellent question, its a shame his company isnt helping. Look at the picture of the toilets The Sun uses. Look at them. Just like a perfect circle with no extra room towards the front. Easily the most uncomfortable looking toilet seat I've ever seen/used in my life. Not to mention they measure from outside the seat to the other side, not the opening. The opening is what counts. These British toilets are like the size of a women's basketball. Which is actually fitting because its only really suitable for women because.. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY PENIS WHEN I SIT DOWN?? I'm being serious. what is the proper thing to do? just tuck it under the toilet seat and let it rest there? yeah uh, pass. not trying to have to wash my dick after every time i poop, cause lets face it, underneath a toilet seat isn't the cleanest place in the world. that means i can just prop it on top of the toilet seat, or hold it. again, toilets are probably slithering with germs, do i really want that on the most important organ of my body? fuck that. I'm convinced that this was probably another reason for the Revolutionary War. No taxation without representation and wildly uncomfortable and small toilet seats.
p.s. in regards to the picture "can withstand weights of 60st"..uhhh I'm thinking if you weigh 60 stone, or 840 pounds, the toilet seat holding your weight isn't your biggest problem. just a hunch
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